Blog Day

Well, I've been reading many blogs and I know Blog Day is upon us. As usual, with a streak of the rebellious in my heart, I choose not to post any blogs for blog day.

Why?

Because I would not want to be subject to choose which of the ones I read are more worthy of the others.

I have the best blogs I have been to in my sidebar for that very reason. Besides that, we don't need another commercialized pseudo-holiday to celebrate our love of the blogs and their authors. That is why we blog every day!

This, in my mindset, is why there shouldn't be a day called blog day.....because every day should be blog day.

Hopefully those of you who celebrated it had great fun with it, and those that didn't did too. Now, if you are looking for some great blogs to read, check out my sidebar! These are the best the web has to offer in my opinion. There will be more added as I find more, but for now, these should give you a taste of pleasure, pain, happiness, sadness, and so much more. Read one...read them all! I'm sure that you'll like them as much as I did.

Garfield

How NOT To Do A Shot!

Here is another classic gem that show why you should be safe with alcohol and fire. Enjoy :)

Creepy Car Commercial

Disclaimer: If you are a cat lover, you may not want to view this commercial.

I found this online some time ago, and thought it was pretty creepy, so naturally, I'm going to share it with you all :)





Spoiler: This is a real commercial, but the beheading of the cat isn't real!!!

Bunny Bread

I found this on the web and thought it was kinda creepy. Funny too though....lol!

Now if you all will, please sing the jingle with me......

"That's what I said....Bunny Bread"

Have You Seen This Boy?

Well, I visited redneckgirl at work today, and she showed me this thing that looks like a police artists rendering of you that she found on our friend pavels blog. Here is what she came up with.

On a side note, I look "much" older in real life, but there was no way to make yourself look older on that, so I look like myself as a young boy, or perhaps this is the son I never had ;)

Thanks redneckgirl and pavel for the fun I had posing for this.

Scare Me!!

I ran into this video online awhile back and found it to be extremely funny, so I decided to share it with all of you :)

I hope you all enjoy it as much as I did!

Donkey Balls!

This is a funny tale of something that happened to me at work on Friday night. I hope you all enjoy ;)

I'm at work and one of my coworkers asks me to send a gmail invite to a buddy of hers because she is out. I give her the gesture that means in a minute. You know the one....shaking the index finger in the air to show you are busy and you'll be with the other person as soon as you are finished.

I happened to be on a call at the time, and I try not to focus on my surroundings when I'm on a call.

A few minutes later she did the same thing. Once again, the gesture.

After the call, I checked my email and she had sent the info to me in an email, so I set out to send the invite.

I put the name on the invite as Sheri Donkey Balls!

She had told me it was her buddy, and I know she has a good sense of humor, so I figured her buddy did as well.

Her buddy got the invite from Sheri Donkey Balls, and automatically emailed her back, thanking her for the invite, and also questioning the Donkey Balls name.

As it turns out, this person wasn't her buddy at all, but one of our customers!!!

She went into explaining that we called her that to annoy her, and basically did some heavy backtracking in order to stay out of trouble.

She then emailed me and let me know what had happened. I told her she shouldn't have tried to get my attention while I was on a call, and that I didn't know it was a customer and not a personal friend...lol!

I couldn't help but laugh because now I have this hilarious story, and she has a new nickname around here :)

Big Hair Fridays!!!!!

This is gonna be a new installment to the blog here. Every Friday I will be posting a video from a big hair band, you know the ones I mean. The ones we all know and love!

We're gonna start todays video with the video by Skid Row, called "I Remember You". Hope you all enjoy this as much as I will :)

Have a great weekend!

My Past

I admit I have a past. I'm not proud of it at all. As a matter of fact, you could say that I have done some things I am downright ashamed of.

That is, until I met the Love of My Life. She refuses to take any kind of credit for helping me change the way I was, but it was because of her that I was able to change to begin with.

I guess I should explain a little.

I had broken up with my girlfriend about a year or so before we met, and I'll admit, at the time, it was devestating. However, the more I think about it, the happier I get, because I know it was what was best for me.

After the breakup, I went through a lot of phases, and many different moods. I was what you could call extremely promiscuous, and had sex with a lot of different people.

Once again, I am not proud of this. I feel that by doing that, I have actually degraded myself, and I regret that time in my life.


Then I met her, and saw how beautiful and fun loving she was, and I wanted that. I wanted that with her.

As the years went on, we bacame better friends, and soon our talks started becoming more and more personal. It was through those more personal talks that I fell in love with her, and she with me.

One day, everything snapped into place in my mind. I was in love with her, and for the first time in my life, I knew beyond a shadow of any doubt what I wanted.

Through these personal talks, she saved me from the darker side of myself that was threatening to take over. Once again, she won't lay claim to it, but she did. She made me feel like I could love again. I knew I didn't have to be the person everyone else saw when I was with her...that I could be who I really am, and she would not judge me adversly because of who I am.


I have so many insecurities and so much inner turmoil that sometimes it makes me do extremely dumb things. I have a fierce paranoia that threatens to take over at any given moment. I have very low self esteem, and many physical flaws as well.

I tell everyone I'm crazy, and what people don't know or understand is that I do believe that I am. People hear it and think I'm joking, but I feel it. In the back of my mind, it creeps up and gnaws at you a little bit, and I hate that feeling.

I hate that feeling more than anything I know.

The thing is, I am not 100% certifiable on any of these issues.

When I am with the Love of My Life, I am the person I like to be, and during that time, I do like me. She makes me feel the way I always wanted to feel. She is the only, and I do mean only person in my whole existence who has taken the time and effort to really get to know the real me.

She knows the struggles I have. She knows the pain I endure. She knows everything about me. She also knows how much I love her, and how much passion we share together. And how wonderful it feels.

I sit here now at work, with tears in my eyes, admitting this to the world because it is time. It is time to start healing, time to try to fix myself, time to let go of all the things I hate about me.

I am shaking because I truly am afraid. I am afraid that if I fail, that if I allow myself to fail, that I will lose the only thing that has meaning in my life.

I am truly happy to have her in my life, and I love her not only because of who she is or what she's done, but also because she's like an angel to me.

I know that romance and all the sweet things I say to and about her in my blog has lost me some readers, and I'm ok with that. I know drama gets more hits here than romance, and I don't care. I know that I love her unconditionally, and I would do anything for that love.

I hope you all had a wonderful day and night. Hopefully I didn't scare anyone too bad with such a serious post, but I needed to say these things.

Far Away - Nickleback

This song is dedicated to Redneckgirl. I love you with all my heart and soul.




Far Away - Nickleback


This time, This place
Misused, Mistakes
Too long, Too late
Who was I to make you wait
Just one chance
Just one breath
Just in case there's just one left
'Cause you know,
you know, you know

That I love you
I have loved you all along
And I miss you
Been far away for far too long
I keep dreaming you'll be with me
and you'll never go
Stop breathing if
I don't see you anymore

On my knees, I'll ask
Last chance for one last dance
'Cause with you, I'd withstand
All of hell to hold your hand
I'd give it all
I'd give for us
Give anything but I won't give up
'Cause you know,
you know, you know

That I love you
I have loved you all along
And I miss you
Been far away for far too long
I keep dreaming you'll be with me
and you'll never go
Stop breathing if
I don't see you anymore

So far away
Been far away for far too long
So far away
Been far away for far too long
But you know, you know, you know

I wanted
I wanted you to stay
'Cause I needed
I need to hear you say
That I love you
I have loved you all along
And I forgive you
For being away for far too long
So keep breathing
'Cause I'm not leaving you anymore
Believe it
Hold on to me and, never let me go
Keep breathing
'Cause I'm not leaving you anymore
Believe it
Hold on to me and, never let me go
Keep breathing
Hold on to me and, never let me go
Keep breathing
Hold on to me and, never let me go

I Am Still Alive!!

Yes, unfortunately for those who hate me, I still carry on!

I have just been very, very, and let me say VERY busy at work and have not had the time or opportunity to blog, much less an actual topic to blog about, and then even much less time to comment on most blogs.

With me working in tech support and school just starting, along with the final touches to a MAJOR upgrade, I have not had time to even breathe....lol!

Hope all is well with you all, and I'll be touching base and posting and commenting again hopefully very soon :)

The Blacklist

I guess in order to inform everyone what the blacklist is, I'll start with the definition.

Dictionary.com defines blacklist as : A list of persons or organizations that have incurred disapproval or suspicion or are to be boycotted or otherwise penalized.

So what this means, at least in terms of the bank, is that I am looked at unfavorably in their eyes. This is because of a balance I've had with the bank that I've never cleared yet.

With this balance, they put my name on the blacklist, which every and all banks look at when considering when you open an account, thereby keeping me from getting an account until I can get the balance cleared.

I don't know how great of a definition or explanation this is, but this is what it consists of :)


By the way, I don't disagree with the tactics of the blacklist, as I do owe them some money, and I plan on actually having them paid soon so they can remove my name from the list. I'm tired of paying $3.00 to a store everytime they cash my paycheck...lol.

The Blacklisted Terrorist!

I don't think I look really menacing or threatening. I think I look kinda gentle. However, the bank today didn't seem to think so.

I got a check today and went to the bank it was drawn from. I pull into the drive thru and put my ID and the signed check into the tube and send it up into the bank.

After about 5 minutes, the teller asks me if I have an account there. I tell him no, and he tells me I need to come inside.

I park the truck and go in the bank, and he asks me if I have a second form of ID. I tell him I have my Social Security Card with me, but no...that won't do.

I wasn't aware that you SS Card wasn't a valid form of ID anymore, and let him know as much. I then see that you can use a work ID, and luckily, I have mine in the truck.

I walk out to the truck, get the ID, and once again go into the bank.

Once inside, he takes my thumbprint and cashes the check.

Then he goes into salesman mode, asking me if I would like to open an account.

I say, " I'm on the blacklist." He understands what this means, as I could hear him saying "ooooh", like I'm a bad person or something.

He tells me that I'm more than welcome to open an account once I'm off of the list. I thank him and ask him what the deal was with the high security level today.

His reply?

"Terrorists."

Now, not only have I been snubbed because I'm on the "blacklist", but now I'm a terrorist too?

I left the bank looking for the police, just in case they decided to give chase. Once I saw that none were coming after me, I went and got something to eat for Redneckgirl and myself.

Other than that, my day was pretty uneventful ;)

Changing My Blog Style -UPDATE!

Just wanted to let all of you who are waiting for this to know it will be postponed until after the sunburn disappears because I look like the lobster from The Little Mermaid....lol!

Sorry to keep you all waiting.

Sun Poisoning.....Again?!?!

I don't know why I do it sometimes. I mean, I know better, but something inside just says "nah...if you don't, it'll be ok." So I don't do it. Then, I end up in this predicament....again.

Let me explain.

Last year, my sister invites me to go out on their boat, so I go. It was my first time on a boat in many years. It was particularly hot that day, and I wasn't really offered any sunscreen. That night, I experienced firsthand what sun poisoning felt like.

In case you don't know how it feels, it burns really bad at first...I mean really bad. Then, of course it hurts to touch it at all. Then it gets cold. I mean it gets really cold. To help you understand how cold I felt that day, I was wrapped in 2 blankets in 90 degree weather. It was so cold I couldn't stop shaking.

Needless to say, it wasn't something I wanted to experience again. Yet here we are, 1 year later, first time on the boat. This time I "was" offered sunscreen, but what does my dumb ass do? "Nah, I don't need it."

Idiot!!!

So after a few hours on the lake, the burning started. Then I started getting really tired and actually fell asleep in the sun. It has a way of draining your energy when you start burning and just plain wears you out.

Then, we get back to her house, and after awhile I drive home and shower. That's when the cold hit. After my shower, it was like an arctic wind blew right through me, and I started the shivering again.

I called my redneckgirl, and she had me come by and she rubbed me down with some very cold lotion and some kind of spray. I had asked her to microwave the lotion so it wouldn't be so cold, but she didn't think it was a good idea...lol.

We then decided to go to bingo. We didn't win anything, but she rubbed me down again with lotion before I took her home.

Then, Sunday came, and I went back to help her mow the lawn. Once again she rubbed me down with lotion and sunscreen, and we did the work.

It's a good thing she's so caring to me and not someone who would just go around slapping my burns...lol....although she threatened to because I did such a stupid thing :)

I knew once it happened that I had my topic for the day....lol. Hope you all enjoyed it and learned from me as well. Remember kids, sunscreen is not only your friend, but it is necessary! :D

I Fu*ked a Jew Cause I'm Rick James Bitch!!

WARNING!!!!! WARNING!!!!! WARNING!!!!!


If you are easily offended or are under 18, skip past this section!

That being said, I found this online, and though it was funny, so I thought I would post it for all my blogger peoples who might enjoy it.

Please leave your made up phrase in the comments section so we can all laugh together!





Pick the number/month you were born in

1----I made out with
2----I fucked
3----I smoked
4----I killed
5----I jacked off
6----I raped
7----I cuddled with
8----I fingered
9----I stabbed
10---I licked
11---I slept with
12---I sucked

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01------an easter egg
02------a bisexual
03------a bag of weed
04------my dog
05------john gotti
06------your mom
07------a lesbian
08------a prostitute
09------a toothbrush
10------a jew
11------a homo
12------Paris Hilton
13------an overweight Asian man
14------a whore
15------a cat
16------an arab
17------a crackhead
18------The Trojan Man
19------a dog
20------an orange
21------a pornostar
22------a drug dealer
23------a horse
24------a pickle
25------a french fry
26------a bottle of honey
27------a homeless guy
28------a cow
29------a condom
30------a bottle of vodka
31------santa clause

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White--- because i love marijuana
Black----Because I have a gigantic penis
Pink-----Because I love giving blow jobs
Red-----Because I have amazing boobs
Blue----Because Im a loser
Polka Dots----Because I hate my life
Purple----Because Im gay
Gray-----because I'm rick james... bitch
Orange-----Because I have double d's
Green-----Because I have an extreamly small dick
Other-----Because I smoke crack
Turqoise-----Because I'm beautiful
Brown-------Because i swallow cum
Shirtless-----Because i touch myself at night

Today Was Fun and Strange

I got up kind of early this morning so I could get ready to cash my check and get some things done. I got a call from redneckgirl, who said she was on her way to come and get me, and I started rushing to get ready.

When I got out of the shower, I heard the phone ringing and answered it. It was redneckgirl, and she was sitting on the porch. She had apparently been there for awhile. And she was a sweetheart and brought breakfast :)

We set out and I am being my usual self, trying to make her laugh as much as possible, and just loving her company, like I always do.

We went to Wal-Mart, where I proceeded to cash my check, and then we had to stop by a few places for some family stuff she had to run.

Things got really interesting a bit later as we go to Dr. Bizers. I was getting my eyes examined and I was very excited...perhaps a little too excited.

I filled out my paperwork and was acting silly by trying on womens glasses, which she thought was funny. Then, I finally got called back and got the eye tests done. You know the ones....the road with a barn at the end of it that always goes out of focus, and that cursed air machine, which blasts a shot of air straight into your eyeball.

Then we go back into the lobby, and only minutes later, we are called back by the woman who does fittings for contacts. I told her of my last few weeks of contacts, which I had worn "way" too long, and how they had some kind of stuff depositing on them. She told me it was calcium, and I said it was good as margarita salt.

I actually had both redneckgirl and the contacts lady grossed out.

We decided that I couldn't get both glasses and contacts today, so we decided with just contacts. I can go get the glasses later.

Then, as if we hadn't been there long enough already, the doctor decides to dilate my eyes. About 15 minutes after, my blue eyes are gone and are replaced with some very wide pupils. Redneckgirl has dubbed me creepy eyes for today because she said I looked evil >:)

After the doctor looked at my eyes, we finally got to leave. I think we were there for over 2 hours. We then went to her job to check some stuff, and then out to a chinese buffet.

After eating, we went to a salon almost next door to get my hair cut.

Understand this before you read any farther. I don't trust many people with my hair. I have been going to the same barber for over 20 years. Needless to say, I'm partially blind and going somewhere new. However, I trust redneckgirl, so I let her have say in the cutting of the hair, and I just sat blindly and let it happen.

Afterwards, we went back to my house, and talked for a bit before we both had to leave. We parted ways and I sadly, and blindly drove to work.

Once at work, I wore my sunglasses until the dilation went away and I could see again.

I looked at my hair on break, and she did a fantastic job on it.

Tomorrow, I go with my sister on her boat, and, if it's anything like last year, I'll be taking a trip to the emergency room. I'll be sure to let you all know how it goes :)

Redneckgirl, thank you so much for a wonderful time today. Thanks for putting up with my silly ass and not getting too embarassed. Thanks for breakfast, and thanks for the wonderful company. Thanks for the time before work as well.

See you all on Monday, unless I find a way to get web access before then :)

Changing My Blog Style

I have been thinking of changing the way my blog looks.

I know one thing I plan on doing is updating my picture, and you'll all probably have a chance to be very afraid to see a real picture of me.

I will warn you now...it won't be pretty....LOL!

I'm also checking out other templates to see if I like any and if they will spice up the blog a bit.

I'll be looking for your comments and thoughts on these changes. Thanks again for reading and a special thanks to all who comment :)

Fastest Pecker I've Ever Seen!

I was speaking with my redneckgirl today and we came across a blog that asked how fast you can type.

I let her answer, because she actually knows how fast she types. I then said that I typed slow, and that turtles probably type faster than I do.

She looked at me so reassuringly and said, "You're not slow. You're the fastest pecker I've ever seen!"

Needless to say, this caught me off guard, as it isn't every day that someone calls me a pecker. At first, I was wondering if she meant it in a different way, but I could tell by her laughter that she meant I hunt and peck the keys.

Ok, now everyone who clicked on this thinking it was going to be something naughty, spank yourself 3 times....lol.

To Be Closer To My Love

Some of you had posted this comment in the comments section of my last blog, and it has struck a chord with me.

This phrase sums up the last few years for me...to be closer to my love.

Just about everything I have done has been for her and to be closer to her. I ache when she's not near me, and it hurts inside when she's sad.

I wanna thank you all for reading and commenting. It means a lot that you do. If you are the Love of My Life and you are reading this, know that I love you completely. There isn't anything I would not do for you. Even though I can sometimes be overwhelming, I hope you know my heart is in the right place. You mean everything to me,and so much more.

The Move Is Over...Or Is It?

Well, I finally moved and got some things situated. I know it was quick, but that's how I like to do things.

However, I have had an interesting offer to move again, and I'm seriously thinking it would be very beneficial to me to do it. Not only does it help me out financially, but it allows me to be close to the Love of My Life, and why would I not want that ;)

I'll let you all know how it goes, and keep on updating as much as I can.