I Fu*ked a Jew Cause I'm Rick James Bitch!!

WARNING!!!!! WARNING!!!!! WARNING!!!!!


If you are easily offended or are under 18, skip past this section!

That being said, I found this online, and though it was funny, so I thought I would post it for all my blogger peoples who might enjoy it.

Please leave your made up phrase in the comments section so we can all laugh together!





Pick the number/month you were born in

1----I made out with
2----I fucked
3----I smoked
4----I killed
5----I jacked off
6----I raped
7----I cuddled with
8----I fingered
9----I stabbed
10---I licked
11---I slept with
12---I sucked

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01------an easter egg
02------a bisexual
03------a bag of weed
04------my dog
05------john gotti
06------your mom
07------a lesbian
08------a prostitute
09------a toothbrush
10------a jew
11------a homo
12------Paris Hilton
13------an overweight Asian man
14------a whore
15------a cat
16------an arab
17------a crackhead
18------The Trojan Man
19------a dog
20------an orange
21------a pornostar
22------a drug dealer
23------a horse
24------a pickle
25------a french fry
26------a bottle of honey
27------a homeless guy
28------a cow
29------a condom
30------a bottle of vodka
31------santa clause

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White--- because i love marijuana
Black----Because I have a gigantic penis
Pink-----Because I love giving blow jobs
Red-----Because I have amazing boobs
Blue----Because Im a loser
Polka Dots----Because I hate my life
Purple----Because Im gay
Gray-----because I'm rick james... bitch
Orange-----Because I have double d's
Green-----Because I have an extreamly small dick
Other-----Because I smoke crack
Turqoise-----Because I'm beautiful
Brown-------Because i swallow cum
Shirtless-----Because i touch myself at night