Fastest Pecker I've Ever Seen!

I was speaking with my redneckgirl today and we came across a blog that asked how fast you can type.

I let her answer, because she actually knows how fast she types. I then said that I typed slow, and that turtles probably type faster than I do.

She looked at me so reassuringly and said, "You're not slow. You're the fastest pecker I've ever seen!"

Needless to say, this caught me off guard, as it isn't every day that someone calls me a pecker. At first, I was wondering if she meant it in a different way, but I could tell by her laughter that she meant I hunt and peck the keys.

Ok, now everyone who clicked on this thinking it was going to be something naughty, spank yourself 3 times....lol.